The Kemp Doctrine

I have a novel idea of how we can achieve peace in Israel.

I call it the Kemp doctrine. It is named after Jack Kemp, who believed in peace through strength, and, of course, the 600 ship Navy (never the 625 ship Navy).

The idea behind this is that if we build up our military, we can achieve peace because no one will mess with us .

Personally, I don’t like Jack Kemp. I thought he was an idiot – a clueless football quarterback who thoroughly demonstrated his cluelessness when he told the nation that he thought life was fair.

Nevertheless, many people like Jack Kemp, and even more people believe in peace through strength.

I’m not sure I believe in it, but it is a theory that is prevalent.

Since many of the hard-core conservatives who believe in Israel, also believe in the Kemp doctrine, it might be worthwhile to pursue this policy in Israel.

Therefore, I propose that we arm the Palestinians and Hamas with the same weapons in quantity and quality with which we arm Israel.

Peace through strength.

Think about it.

If the people in Gaza and the West Bank are able to inflict the same damage upon Israel, that Israel inflicts upon them, the two might soon come to an agreement to live with each other in peace.

The logic should be irrefutable to the hard-core conservative right which believes in Israel and also worships clueless nut jobs like Jack Kemp who believed in peace through strength.

What do you think, America?

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

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