The Great Satan

Quick, tell me who’s the biggest exporter of communism in the world?

I bet you can’t guess.

Why, it’s the United States of America. 

It’s not the Soviet Union. 

It’s not Red China. 

It’s us.

It’s our incompetent leaders. We create communism.

It’s easy.

All you have to do is not give people in developing nations a stake in the game. All you have to do is repress people. All you have to do is impoverish people. All you have to do is exploit their children in a cobalt mine.

When you do all that, you assure that communism will arise in that country. 

It’s simple mathematics: 1 + 1 = 2.

Someone needs to explain that to our bozo leaders. They don’t teach that at Sullivan and Cromwell.

So why don’t our leaders know that? 

Because they’re too busy masturbating each other at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

Do you know what the big joke in that is?

The very people who killed John Kennedy are the people who jerk off and masturbate each other in a center named after him. 

Isn’t that a riot?

You really have to love the irony in life.

John Kennedy‘s goal was to create a world where exploitation didn’t take place. He had the correct vision for the United States. He wanted a world in which the United States just might survive for 1,000 years.

Thanks to bozos like Allen Dulles, John McCloy, Dwight Eisenhower and the rest, that can’t happen. It’s impossible for that to happen.

It’s not a question of if the United States will fail; It’s a question of when. 

Our days are numbered.

And you can thank Eisenhower for that. You can thank Allen Dulles for that.  You can thank Henry Cabot Lodge for that,  You can thank Averell Harriman for that.  You can thank John McCloy for that. 

It’s a done deal.

Take it to the bank, bitch 

Just as Rome, was sacked by the Visigoths, so will the United States will be sacked by its modern day barbarians.

Look over there. They’re just over the hill. 

Thank you, Dwight Eisenhower, you vainglorious, parade-loving, self-serving internationalist.

You were the chief prosecutor of the American Empire. You sent the CIA  to the third world nations to play dirty tricks upon them.

You set the table for Vietnam.   And then when you were out of power, you egged on LBJ (who sought and followed your advice )for full-scale war in Vietnam.  Of course the people were going to dig in their heels and go communist.  

You created our current day enmity with Iran my overthrowing Mossdsegh and installing the Shah.

You subjugated the people of Guatemala so that the pigs at Sullivan and Cromwell could thrive.

What was the crime of Arbenz? Oh yeah, he wanted to take a small section of uncultivated land from the United Fruit Company and give it to the peasants.  

You mucked around in Indonesia.  As a result, they started drifting to the left. But no matter, under LBJ we supported Suharto to overthrow Sukarno, and Suharto ended up killing a million communists. I’ll bet you were pretty happy with that because it turned Indonesia into a giant fascist dictatorship sweatshop to which we could outsource our textile jobs.

It was under your regime that the Bay of Pigs operation was conceived.

If we have massive immigration on our southern border, we have only you to thank.

And all the while that you were doing this, you were taking postpaid bribes from Corporate America.

You got your book deal. You got Sid Richardson to ply you with plenty of meats for your freezer.  You got your friends in Corporate America to build Mamie a guest house at Augusta.

You luxuriated on the public dime.

And who were the big losers?

The people of the United States and the people in developing nations.

Of course they turned to communism.

They still do today.

Why wouldn’t they?

You weren’t going to give them a stake in the game.

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