Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.
Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.
Aaaaaargh!
Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me kindly present my case. Before this trial began I was not fully aware of the true fame that Johnny Depp had achieved. That is because I watched Johnny Depp’s career evolve from the beginning. I’m a little older than Johnny Depp. Actually, what I said isn’t true.…
Cowboy Archer 