Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Leave me alone, Harvard!

And here it is again as if you couldn’t live without it.

Why, it’s another announcement from the Hasty Pudding Club from Harvard University.

That’s almost five this week!

Quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fuck.

Quit indoctrinating me.

Take your Kim Jong Un message and stick it up your ass.

Your school is a pack of losers as evidenced by the calamity the United States has produced for the past 70 years, which is slightly more than my entire lifetime.

So go fuck yourself, media.

Go fuck yourself, Harvard.

Never bother me again with the goings-on of the Hasty Pudding Club.

You’re a joke. You’re giving me information I don’t want and don’t need.

You’re not the best and the brightest.

You’re not better than anyone else.

Go away and leave me alone.

You’re just a gang of wanna be thugs, thugs in training, clueless boobs, ignorant of history, champing at the bit to suck the cock of any elitist motherfucker who will tap you on your shoulder and say: “You’re our man, Barney (or Betty). Here’s your asset management company complete with 600 million and a money manager so that you don’t have to lift a finger. Now, go do some immoral acts for us.”

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

Copyright 2022 Archer Crosley All Rights Reserved

Leave a comment