Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

The Ten Commandments of Commitment

1. Thou shalt not be obese.

2. Thou shalt strive to minimize deep fried, overly sugary, or excessively fatty foods.

3. Thou shalt not consume caffeinated beverages.

4. Thou shalt not consume Walt Disney or other similar “fascist fun” as Uncle Walt promotes magical thinking, which conditions the individual to wait upon a savior rather than engage in self-reliance.

5. Thou shalt question main stream media political news.

6. Thou shalt not send your child to an Ivy League or other fascistic school of the empire – because the goal is to have your local area, not Cambridge, grow stronger.

7. Thou shall not not consume pornographic media.

8. Thou shalt not support foreign warmongering nor expansion of an American empire that ultimately robs wealth from regular people, including the citizens of the United States of America.

9. Thou shalt strive to purchase homegrown domestically manufactured goods.

10. Thou shalt strive to exercise tolerance and legal permission of all speech no matter how abusive, hateful, or harmful.

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

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