Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.
Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.
Aaaaaargh!
Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.
Australians are cowards. I have a mind to beat the shit out of all of them. I’ll start with Russell Crowe. Then I’ll move onto Christian Bale. They think they’re tough guys – yelling and screaming at people when they aren’t beating them up. Of course, we know now that they’re not tough guys. They’re…
Cowboy Archer 