Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Petito

  • Gabby’s Mysterious Text

    What do you make of Gabby Petito’s penultimate text to her mother. This is what she texted on August 27: “Can you help Stan, I just keep getting his voicemails and missed calls.” Gabby’s mother said that the text was odd because Gabby rarely referred to her grandfather as Stan. Other sleuths believe that Stan…

  • Gabby and Brian

    Why are we obsessed with Gabby Petito and Brian Laundre? Why has this story gripped the nation? To begin with, it’s a story of starcrossed lovers. It’s the story of Romeo and Juliet. We have two young lovers setting out on the adventure of a lifetime only to have their story go tragically wrong. With…