Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Retirement

  • My Retirement Plan

    What is your retirement plan? Are you a 401(k) person? I will tell you right now that I’m a lousy planner. When I was young I put money in a simplified employee pension plan, but then took it out. Twice. Why did I take it out? Because I had needs. I paid a penalty on…