Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Medical School

  • Minor Surgery

    I love minor surgery. It’s so, so .. minor. Let me tell you what I was taught in medical school years ago: there is no such thing as a simple operation. Even the most simple of operations have complications. I’m going to give you my experience with extraction of wisdom teeth. This article is primarily…

  • Mother’s Medicine

    My mother wants to tell you something. She wasn’t a doctor, but that shouldn’t matter. She should’ve been. She could’ve been. She could’ve taught those “fine” professors at the Mecca how to treat their students. Had she been in charge, the first thing she would’ve done was tell many of them to go away. Mom:…