Dear Citizens of the United Kingdom,
Save yourself from Boris Johnson, chief corporate officer of the UK, COVID-19 faker, and babbling idiot at large.
Legally I cannot ask you to break the law, but I can ask you to save yourself.
You know deep in your heart what you need to do in order to survive.
The face mask will not save you.
Nor will these idiotic lockdowns.
These measures will only serve to prolong the disease.
If you follow your leader’s advice you will end up suffering one lockdown after another.
Each time that the lockdown fails, and it will, your leaders will tell you that you weren’t committed enough.
This is a hallmark of a communist: he blames his failed policies on the people.
But you have been plenty patient and loyal in following your misguided leader’s dictates.
Any more loyalty and patience will end up killing you.
So you need to do what you need to do.
Since children and young adults have low risk of dying of COVID-19, you will have to exploit that to your advantage.
You will have to find a way to get kids and young adults to mingle without the government knowing what you’re doing.
To be on the safe side, you can exclude those children who live with elderly parents or grandparents.
You will have to accomplish this in the dark of night when the authorities cannot see what you are doing.
This can be easily accomplished with the use of cell phones in which a flash gathering can be conducted.
There is no other way.
The vaccine that is promised is experimental and not yet fully tested.
Big Pharma so far has not shown much desire to seek a pharmaceutical solution.
The only way to defeat the virus at this point in time is to use the weapon that God gave you, your immune system.
You are the soldiers in the war against COVID-19.
Your immune systems are the original Louis Pasteur.
Your personal arsenal has protected the human species for hundreds of thousands of years.
It will continue to do so if you get the leaders out of your way.
If you are a fan of Boris Johnson, help him by avoiding his advice.
Boris Johnson speaks not for you but Corporate Britain.
He is a misguided soul who has lost his way.
Just as you would never listen to a babbling idiot for strategic advice, you must not listen to Boris Johnson.
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