Hey, did you hear about Tiger Woods?
This is the new national obsession.
How about this one? I don’t care more about Tiger Woods than I would anyone else, and neither should you.
As a matter of fact, you should go out of your way to not care about Tiger Woods.
Why is that?
Because when we care more about Tiger Woods than Joe Chickenfeed, then we are in real trouble in this nation.
Who is Joe Chickenfeed? Well, Joe Chickenfeed could be anyone. He could be you.
Joe Chickenfeed could be any of the other thousands of people who were in a car accident yesterday.
Do we care about them?
Oh, I can hear you say, but Tiger has contributed so much to society.
Sorry, my friend, I don’t buy into that.
That’s part of the problem we have in this country – this idiotic movers and shakers type society.
Tiger Woods doesn’t contribute any more to society than the man who runs the corner convenience store.
That’s the way our country was set up. Our founding fathers did this intentionally. They set it up this way because they knew that societies run by elites die off pretty quickly.
The life blood of American society comes from regular people who don’t look like much and unfortunately don’t count for much in our ridiculous superstar world.
You caring about Tiger Woods any more than anyone else is dangerous to the affairs of the country.
When you care more about Tiger Woods, you are contributing to the idiotic superstar culture which contributes to this massive polarization of wealth in our country.
There is no justification for it. Indeed, it violates the social covenant that we have with each other in which we agree to not rip each other off too badly. How would you feel if I as a pediatrician was paid $5 million for diagnosing your son’s appendicitis? How would you feel if we paid a fireman $10 million for running into a burning building?
I’m pretty sure that you would say that’s a little unfair.
You would be right. It is unfair. It violates the social covenant we have with each other.
The only reason we permit these celebrities to make these fabulous salaries is because we’ve been conned into believing that they are not human, that they are above us.
They are not.
Moreover, when these individuals are elevated into demigod status, the corporate elites will then use these fake superstars to herd the masses into the cattle pens of opinion that the elites desire.
This is exactly how the elites are controlling people to get their way in the United States of America.
This is why your senators and representatives do not listen to you.
This is why the state of California is a disaster area.
Currently the state of California runs on plebiscites, known as propositions.
The reason why California runs this way is because there isn’t sufficient representation. Because there isn’t sufficient representation, the senators and representatives listen to plebiscites.
And who controls the outcome of the plebiscites?
Morning talk show host-boobs and the celebrity superstars who appear on their programs.
Valerie Bertinelli will now comment.
She is important. You are not. If you were important, you would be on television. You are not on television hence you’re not important.
You’re stupid senators and representatives listen to these celebrity comments and interpret that as the public’s opinion.
Your representatives do not listen to you; they take their cue from the superstar.
More importantly, there are millions of boobs out there who will go along with what ignorant celebrities have to say.
These are the crowds screaming for Barabbas.
They will vote accordingly.
And so in this manner Corporate America can control public opinion.
They can do this because so many people have been beaten down into serfdom. So many people have been beaten down into thinking that these celebrities are demigods.
Many years ago I was in Las Vegas. I was ascending to my room when this one young man pops into the elevator. He begins to breathlessly tell us that he is staying in another hotel in Las Vegas. Overcome with emotion, he says to us in a giddily euphoric but quiet voice as if he is letting us in on a secret: “Gwyneth Paltrow is staying in our hotel.”
Who gives one solitary fuck?
I don’t know any way to defeat this superstar culture except to defeat it.
You have to stop caring about Tiger Woods anymore than you would any one else.
In summary then do I care about Tiger Woods and his car crash?
I can’t afford to care.
And neither can you.
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