Dear Elites

Dear Elites,

Go away.

All we need you to do is go away for four years so that we can fix things.

I don’t think that’s asking too much.

In four years we can undo all the damage that you have done so that we can get America back on track again.

Take a vacation to your mothership in Europe. Go back to the society oppressors from which you came.

Our country, and it is our country, was created to give us an opportunity in life, the opportunity that you deny us.

We don’t care about the addiction which so obviously afflicts you.

We are not obsessed with money, power, and titles.

We don’t get upset if we are not invited to a State Dinner at the White House.

But if we were invited to one, we probably would not go.

We don’t give a shit about meeting Meg Ryan or Gary Busey.

The only people who do care are the emaciated and spiritually impoverished junkies and celebrity watchers who you have created.

Truly educated people don’t care. Nor should they.

In fact, I think it’s fair to say that many of us would say fuck Meg Ryan, fuck Gary Busey, fuck Kim Kardashian.

We certainly don’t care whether the President smiles at us or not.

Nor do we care about trips on Air Force One.

In fact, our ancestors despised the ruling class who had oppressed them for centuries.

That’s why they came to America.

They did not come here to re-create Europe, a continent of elitist criminality that you are so obviously impressed with.

They risked their lives to come here.

Our ancestors despised people like Cecil Rhodes and Queen Victoria.

They knew them for the rapists and usurpers they were.

It is you, the elites, who embrace Cecil Rhodes.

It is your corrupt, elitist, treasonous Harvard University that brags about how many Rhodes scholars it has produced.

It is your vapid Hollywood that embraces the royal family of the UK.

It is your co-opted media that obsesses over Kate Middleton and the new oppressors she gives birth to.

So, please, do us a favor and go away.

Take a vacation.

Take your lying media lackeys with you.

We need a dose of honesty. And we need a bath.

We need to wash the caked up scum off our bodies.

Our country cannot survive if the citizenry is lied to about why we fight our wars.

Of course, our wars are fought to make you money. Our wars have never been fought to save democracy. In fact, it is your wars of choice that threaten democracy. It is your wars of choice that threaten the Bill of Rights.

It is your exploitation racket that engenders the terrorism that in turn engenders the fear you have of “commies” threatening your exploitation racket which then necessitates the surveillance state.

With you gone, we will once again begin to live in a society of trust, not distrust.

With you gone, we will be able to reestablish a decent manufacturing base in the United States. We will once again endeavor to become enablers of other nations, not bullies.

With you gone, there is a chance for other nations of the world, like Haiti, like those in Southeast Asia, like those in Central America, to prosper. Currently their citizenry is exploited thanks to you. You dump cheap corn and rice into their countries in order to make the Ivy League trained losers at ADM and Cargill filthy rich. When you dump cheap agricultural products into these countries, you hurt their local agricultural base. You further impoverish them.

Currently these countries act as slave plantations, thanks to you. You accomplished this by outsourcing decent paying American jobs. Your companies like Levi’s exploit them by paying five dollars per twelve hour workday. If the laborers rebel, you help their dictator – who you prop up through your thug CIA – to send in the military to suppress them.

When these countries are truly free and able to prosper, when the slave plantations are gone, they will be more likely to be friendly to us. We then won’t need to spend billions of dollars on foreign aid, propping up of dictators, and military intervention to stave off “communist influence.”

With the military industrial complex made unnecessary, we will be able to focus our federal dollars on building high speed rail, a first class competitive healthcare system that insures all, and a cleaner environment – necessary measures which you are manifestly opposed to giving us.

Of course you are; you are too busy looking at yourself in the mirror, building yet another ugly mansion on Martha’s Cesspool, worrying whether you will be invited to meet Bruce “Celebrity Puppet” Springsteen at the latest Washington soirée.

When you are not obsessed with frivolity and making money, you are busy handing out silly awards to yourself. Your awards ceremonies are fake pass around awards designed to cement yourselves as legends in your own minds.

This is not good for us.

With you gone, we will be free to reestablish our manufacturing base back here in the United States. This will be good for the citizenry of the United States as many citizens don’t have the desire, smarts or skills to be executives or computer programmers. With decent well-paying jobs, people will be less likely to resort to the use of drugs. Crime will go down, drug addiction will go down, education will go up. Many of the social ills in society will evaporate.

The corporate prison racket will vanish. The black community will thrive. No longer will half the population be guarding the other half of the population in your stupid profit-making prisons.

It won’t take that long to fix things. We will see an immediate improvement.

But of course, none of this can happen if you are here.

You see, elites, you are the problem.

You are an abusive father who is addicted to drugs. You spend the family fortune on your addiction to exploitation and subjugation of others. You hurt all those around you. The rest of the family lives in fear and poverty thanks to you. We know that you are addicted, but you do not.

We suffer in silence.

The only way that we can save ourselves is if you go away to a drug addiction farm, to remove yourself from us, so that you can get better and that we can get better.

The sooner you go, the better.

Four years is all we need.

Please leave.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

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