Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

The Empire Strikes Back

So Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are opposed to Joe Rogan. Check it out.

They don’t like what he has to say about COVID-19.

Remember, boys and girls, be stupid and obey.

Your government knows best.

When Ike told you to get under a desk when a nuclear weapon hit, he knew what he was talking about.

Likewise, Dr. Fauci and Dr. Scott Gottlieb speak the truth. There is no need to listen to anyone else.

Your government will now control the vertical; your government will now control the horizontal. Do not adjust your television set.

You know, when I was a boy, people like Joni Mitchell and Neil Young were against “The Man.”

They were part of the generation who said: Never trust anyone over 30.

I guess they were talking about their future selves.

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

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