NFL
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Marquee Status and the Jets
Let’s talk about the New York Jets. Jets fans are understandably very disappointed today because the hype didn’t pan out. The Jets were thoroughly defeated by the San Francisco 49ers last night, and what that says to the Jets and their fans is that they are not a marquee team. Of course they are not…
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It’s Super Nothing Day
So, are you going to watch the Super Nothing today? Are you once again going to subject yourself to propaganda and indoctrination on footballs biggest day? Are you going to Sieg Heil to the fascist state that our nation has become? Do you even care about football? Why are you even watching? Is it for…
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The Eagles and Their Loss
So why did the Eagles lose to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and why did their season rapidly collapse upon upon them? Why did the team that was moving through the air like a 737 MAX suddenly plummet to the ground? Well, I am not a football guy, so I can’t necessarily answer these questions in…
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The 737 and the Eagles
What do the Philadelphia Eagles need to do at this point in time? Currently, everyone is calling for Nick Sirianni to be fired after the debacle against Tampa Bay. Immediately. And that may very well happen. But what should the Philadelphia Eagles do? Well, when a team that is moving along at 10-1 suddenly crashes…
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The Eagles And Their Mojo
I think it’s fair to say that the Philadelphia Eagles have lost their mojo. How else can you explain what is happening to a team that went 10-1 in their first 11 games and 1-5 in their remaining six games? Well, maybe they never had any mojo at all. Maybe they were lazy throughout the…
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The Fall and Rise of the New York Jets
I wish I had a way of reaching out to Robert Saleh, the coach of the Jets. It pains me to feel his pain and not to be able to do anything about it. As you may know, the Jets got bitch-slapped once again yesterday by the Miami Dolphins. To make matters worse, this humiliation…
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Messiah or Team
Michael Jordan was a great player. Unfortunately, he did a lot of damage to many sports teams. I’m not talking about his play. I am talking about the damage he did by virtue of him being a great player. After Michael Jordan became so dominant with the Chicago Bulls many sports teams in the NBA…
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A Star is Born
Zach Wilson played a great game. He deserves a pat on the back, not a kick in the ass. The Jets may have lost the game,but tonight they found a quarterback. This kid is made of steel. For the entire past week, Wilson took the heat of the New York press. And I mean high…
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The Jets, Success, and Failure
It’s a good thing that Crazy Joe Benigno, the lunatic of New Jersey, a thoroughly distraught New York Jets fan, wasn’t standing over Thomas Edison, when he was trying to invent the lightbulb. If so, we’d be breaking out candles. Joe Benigno, like many other Jets fans, wants Zach Wilson gone – yesterday. You see,…
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The Price for Greatness
Currently, Jets fans are in despair over their team. They had anticipated that Aaron Rodgers would lead them to the promised land. When that didn’t happen they had to turn to their back up quarterback, Zach Wilson, who doesn’t have as much experience. Well, after winning the first game, the Jets have lost the next…
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