Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

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  • One More Nail in America’s Coffin

    They say that you can’t put a celebrity in jail in America. It’s pretty much true. Only a starstruck Kardashian-esque jury of Gwyneth Paltrow loving twits could have voted for Johnny Depp yesterday. Only a pack of brain-addled serfs who breathlessly hang on every single tweet in the Taylor Swift-Kanye West Twitter feud could have…

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  • Closing Arguments

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, let me kindly present my case. Before this trial began I was not fully aware of the true fame that Johnny Depp had achieved. That is because I watched Johnny Depp’s career evolve from the beginning. I’m a little older than Johnny Depp. Actually, what I said isn’t true.…

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  • Uvalde

    Frank Zappa astutely stated many years ago that the number one issue we have in the United States is mental health. Given what happened in Uvalde, Texas yesterday, he couldn’t have been more correct. If we can view what happened in Uvalde as a mental health issue, then we have a chance to fix things.…

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