Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

The Blowhard

Since the big blowhard showed up at CPAC I thought it would be best to devote a whole column to his performance.

Trump stood up there and once again stated that the election was rigged.

Hence my letter to him:

Dear President No-Game,

If you believe that the election was rigged, why don’t you do something about it?

Why don’t you lead a full-blown insurrection against the government of the United States of America?

You certainly have the megaphone.

You certainly have the followers.

Why wait?

What’s the problem?

What are you waiting for?

Shouldn’t you strike while the iron is hot?

If you believe that the election is rigged against you, how will waiting four years help?

What will change in the next four years that will make the election process any more legitimate?

Have you heard of any fixes being put in place which will prevent election fraud in the future?

Have you heard the Democrats talk about any initiatives like this?

No, you haven’t because the Democrats think that the election was fair.

It’s reasonable therefore to conclude that we will have the same election process in place in four years.

Well, if you got screwed out of the election this time around, why won’t you get screwed the next time around?

If you can accept that, then why wait, Mr. President?

What the fuck are you waiting for?

Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?

Don’t you care about all the people who were arrested in the insurrection that you encouraged on January 6?

Don’t you care about Ashli Babbitt who died at the Capitol insurrection on January 6 fighting for a cause which you encouraged?

Or is it just a big game you are playing with us, Mr. President?

Isn’t that what’s really going on?

Aren’t you really just a tool of Corporate America to keep the same mindless left versus right game going while the corporate elites, your benefactors, steal from us through foreign wars financed by a compliant Federal Reserve?

Isn’t that what’s really going on?

Aren’t you nothing more than a big fake?

Isn’t that why you showed up at CPAC, to keep the con going, to keep people hoping for a savior that will never come?

Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?

You don’t really care, do you?

You’re just another low-life pagan thug, like your buddy, Jeffrey Epstein, aren’t you?

Sincerely,

Archer Crosley

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