Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Wall Street

  • CNBC and the Casino

    I have some financial advice for you if you are young. Take the advice you see on CNBC with a grain of salt. I suppose it’s OK for you to watch it for entertainment purposes. I understand. Sometimes we are just so bored we have to listen to something. The problem with CNBC is several…

  • Why Are Wars Fought?

    Why are wars fought? Don’t be a sucker like I was. I was the most naïve person who ever lived. I believed in social justice. I still do. But as I say, I was a sucker. I believed that wars were fought for social justice. Are wars fought for social justice? This is the conventional…

  • Bonds

    Stay out of the bond market. Quite frankly, I never understood the bond market. I mean I do, but I don’t. I get confused because of the inverse relationship between the yield of the bond and how much you pay for it. I’m a straightforward guy. I don’t like thinking in terms of inverses. And…

  • Soothsayers

    Back in the day, in the 80s, when I started making a little money, I studied those knuckleheads who analyzed the stock market through graphs. These are the same knuckleheads who exist today. They’ll never go away. They call themselves technical analysts. They give you the impression that they have the stock market all figured…

  • The Seductress

    The main thing you need to know about the stock market is that it’s rigged. It’s always been rigged. It’s always going to be rigged as long as the knuckleheads are in power. If they had wanted to not rig the stock market, they would’ve done it. But why would they want to do that?…

  • Set It and Forget It

    When you invest in a company, invest no more than you can afford to lose while adopting the set it and forget it theory. Don’t be a day trader in that stock or company. Day trading is pure misery, and you won’t win anyway. You’ll never beat the high frequency traders. You’ll never beat the…

  • The Real Game of Thrones

    Alexis Ohanian says that we are now living in a new world with regard to the stock market. Alexis Ohanian is a founder of Reddit. He is obviously pleased that his Redditors have made life miserable for the Wall Street elites. So am I. He thinks that this is the beginning of a revolution in…