Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Jets

  • The Fall and Rise of the New York Jets

    I wish I had a way of reaching out to Robert Saleh, the coach of the Jets. It pains me to feel his pain and not to be able to do anything about it. As you may know, the Jets got bitch-slapped once again yesterday by the Miami Dolphins. To make matters worse, this humiliation…

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  • Messiah or Team

    Michael Jordan was a great player. Unfortunately, he did a lot of damage to many sports teams. I’m not talking about his play. I am talking about the damage he did by virtue of him being a great player. After Michael Jordan became so dominant with the Chicago Bulls many sports teams in the NBA…

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  • A Star is Born

    Zach Wilson played a great game. He deserves a pat on the back, not a kick in the ass. The Jets may have lost the game,but tonight they found a quarterback. This kid is made of steel. For the entire past week, Wilson took the heat of the New York press. And I mean high…

  • The Jets, Success, and Failure

    It’s a good thing that Crazy Joe Benigno, the lunatic of New Jersey, a thoroughly distraught New York Jets fan, wasn’t standing over Thomas Edison, when he was trying to invent the lightbulb. If so, we’d be breaking out candles. Joe Benigno, like many other Jets fans, wants Zach Wilson gone – yesterday. You see,…

  • The Price for Greatness

    Currently, Jets fans are in despair over their team. They had anticipated that Aaron Rodgers would lead them to the promised land. When that didn’t happen they had to turn to their back up quarterback, Zach Wilson, who doesn’t have as much experience. Well, after winning the first game, the Jets have lost the next…

  • Hey, Jets! Aaron Rodgers? Measure Twice, Cut Once.

    Are you a football fan? Do you think Aaron Rodgers should go to the Jets? Do you think the Jets should go after Aaron Rodgers? The consensus amongst the delusional is that he should. Obviously I do not agree. Currently, Mike Greenberg and Rich Eisen are on pins and needles hoping that the Jets take…