Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.
Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.
Aaaaaargh!
Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.
Hey, did you hear about Tiger Woods? This is the new national obsession. How about this one? I don’t care more about Tiger Woods than I would anyone else, and neither should you. As a matter of fact, you should go out of your way to not care about Tiger Woods. Why is that? Because…
Cowboy Archer 