Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Urban Meyer

  • Urban Meyer

    Dear Urban Meyer, I’m going to pretend that I am your boss. Listen up, bitch. You are a coward and a pussycat. You are a wimp and a sellout. You are such, not because you engaged in what appears to be lap dancing at a bar, but because you apologized for doing so when there…