Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.
Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.
Aaaaaargh!
Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.
Dear Big Mike, In the spirit of the holiday season and the brand of Jesus Christ you admire, I’d like to kick your ass and punch your head into nothingness; however, since such an event is unlikely, this epistle must suffice. I hope this holiday season, as you are sitting down with your children in…
Cowboy Archer 