Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Gabby Petito

  • Egg on the Face

    Just a day ago we were told that the case was cold regarding Brian and Gabby. Now, apparently, Brian’s remains have been found along with a notebook and a backpack. What can we now expect in this very odd case? We know that Brian did not take his wallet or his cell phone to the…

  • The Fun in Life

    I was a little frustrated today. I wanted to write something about Gabby and Brian, but there was nothing substantive I could think of. And so I turned to watching a video of the 1952 World Series between the New York Yankees and the Brooklyn Dodgers. It’s on YouTube, and I’m not sure if I…

  • Brian’s Destiny

    What will be the end for Brian Laundrie? How will we discover him? If the case of Elisa Lam is a guide, we will find him by accident. Elisa Lam was the young girl who died at the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles. Initially felt to be the victim of an attack, Elisa Lam, it…

  • Brian’s Mind

    The most mysterious question about the Petito and Laundrie affair is the question apparently not posed by any of the Laundrie family on September 6 at Fort De Soto: Where is Gabby? It was the most obvious question to ask. There were four adults with Brian on that day, and nobody asked where Gabby was?…

  • The Public Right to Harrass

    America reached a new low last night when protesters banged on the Laundrie door in the dark of the night and demanded that the Laundries exit the house to answer questions. Here is an excerpt. “Come on, you guys like to strangle people. It’s time to wake up and face the consequences.” This is a…

  • Where is Brian Laundrie?

    So where is Brian Laundrie? The screaming mobs of Barabbas led by the popular John Walsh have given us “solid tips” that lead just about everywhere except possibly the truth. John Walsh labels the Laundries as the “dirty laundries.” He repeats this moniker as much as he possibly can. He incites hatred against them. It’s…

  • Why the Laundrie Parents Did Not Know

    There has been much speculation since the beginning of this case involving Gabby Petito that the Laundrie parents were helping their son escape. While that might be true on some level at a later point in time, perhaps 11 September, they certainly did not know or suspect that Brian had killed Gabby when Brian returned…

  • Gabby’s Mysterious Text

    What do you make of Gabby Petito’s penultimate text to her mother. This is what she texted on August 27: “Can you help Stan, I just keep getting his voicemails and missed calls.” Gabby’s mother said that the text was odd because Gabby rarely referred to her grandfather as Stan. Other sleuths believe that Stan…