Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

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  • Church and State

    What does the separation of church and state mean?  More than you think.  

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  • School Violence

    Do you want to know why we have school violence? Take a look at this diagram.  Once you understand the cause, you can solve the problem.  

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  • New World Order Education

    This is the way education is today.  But, it was not always this way.  The way of the future will be our past.    

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  • The Uighurs

    I’ve been reading a lot about the Uighurs in China. You know what I’m talking about, right? The detention camps. The media is trying to get us to be outraged over Chinese treatment of the Uighurs. Are you? I’ve got a better idea. Let’s have the United States mind its own  business. Let’s respect the…

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  • Dear Jerry

    It’s not Jason Garrett’s fault. It’s an attitude problem, and it’s organizational. That’s right, you heard me. You and the Cowboys have an attitude problem. As stated before in another epistle, you and the Cowboys think you are all that. You think that the rest of the league has to lay down for you because…

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  • What The Cowboys Need To Do

    First, Jerry, it’s not the other team’s job to lay down for you and give you a Super Bowl victory. It’s a tough league, sport, and you need to man up and recognize that. That’s your first strike. Second, you can’t humiliate people in public like you did with Jason Garrett a week ago. The…

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  • EU and US

    Does the US really really want the EU to succeed? Or does it just say that it does? Is the US really broken up over Brexit? Brexit benefits the US. Maybe the US wants to hem in Europe with Great Britain as it hems in Asia with Japan. Why would the US want a competitor…

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  • Jack and Lee 16

    Do you know why it’s so easy for me to assassinate people around the world? Because you don’t give a damn. That’s right you heard me, you don’t give a damn. All you Americans care about is having fun. You couldn’t care less about attending to the serious matters of the nation. So we took…

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  • Jack and Lee 15

    This is the narrative I came up with to kill the President.  I wrote it out like a screenwriter would write a treatment for a movie. Then I boiled it down to a paragraph. Then I boiled that down to a pitch line. So let me start in reverse by giving you the pitch, then I’ll…

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  • Jack and Lee 14

    Look, honey, before you jump into a mission you should sketch out a rough outline. Of course you can’t be too precise, but you should at least try to envision it all the way through. Sometimes it’s best to begin with how you want the mission to end. But since I was new to Dallas…

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