Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

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  • Dear Jerry

    It’s not Jason Garrett’s fault. It’s an attitude problem, and it’s organizational. That’s right, you heard me. You and the Cowboys have an attitude problem. As stated before in another epistle, you and the Cowboys think you are all that. You think that the rest of the league has to lay down for you because…

  • What The Cowboys Need To Do

    First, Jerry, it’s not the other team’s job to lay down for you and give you a Super Bowl victory. It’s a tough league, sport, and you need to man up and recognize that. That’s your first strike. Second, you can’t humiliate people in public like you did with Jason Garrett a week ago. The…

  • EU and US

    Does the US really really want the EU to succeed? Or does it just say that it does? Is the US really broken up over Brexit? Brexit benefits the US. Maybe the US wants to hem in Europe with Great Britain as it hems in Asia with Japan. Why would the US want a competitor…

  • Jack and Lee 16

    Do you know why it’s so easy for me to assassinate people around the world? Because you don’t give a damn. That’s right you heard me, you don’t give a damn. All you Americans care about is having fun. You couldn’t care less about attending to the serious matters of the nation. So we took…

  • Jack and Lee 15

    This is the narrative I came up with to kill the President.  I wrote it out like a screenwriter would write a treatment for a movie. Then I boiled it down to a paragraph. Then I boiled that down to a pitch line. So let me start in reverse by giving you the pitch, then I’ll…

  • Jack and Lee 14

    Look, honey, before you jump into a mission you should sketch out a rough outline. Of course you can’t be too precise, but you should at least try to envision it all the way through. Sometimes it’s best to begin with how you want the mission to end. But since I was new to Dallas…

  • Jack and Lee 13

    I am a troubled soul. I see things and I care about the poor. It keeps me up at night, and I have spent more time than I care to remember in trying to remedyr the ills I have created on behalf of my employers who care not at all for the poor. Oh, yes,…

  • Jack and Lee 12

    Lee was known to us. I think I may have even run across him a time or two when I was serving in Europe. A bright boy he was. You wouldn’t know it by looking at him or listening to him talk. He had perfected the persona of white trash. It’s the little touches that…

  • Jack and Lee 12

    Do you know how you become an assassination architect? By not training to be an assassination architect. How do you become an actor? By not training to be an actor. You can only be yourself and go where life leads you. If it leads you to be an actor, you’re an actor. If it leads…

  • Jack and Lee 11

    Well, I knew that my choice of city was going to adversely affect that city. Whenever you murder the President, that city is going to take the brunt. Which city could absorb that pain?  Which city would care? Do you see what aim talking about? I needed a city that was a little rogue. Sure,…