Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

NFL

  • Aaron and the Jets

    So what will happen with the New York Jets this season now that they have Aaron Rodgers? I don’t think they’re going to be as good as they think they are. The loyal long-suffering fans of the Jets think that they’re going to have a chance to go to the Super Bowl. I don’t think…

  • Hey, Jets! Aaron Rodgers? Measure Twice, Cut Once.

    Are you a football fan? Do you think Aaron Rodgers should go to the Jets? Do you think the Jets should go after Aaron Rodgers? The consensus amongst the delusional is that he should. Obviously I do not agree. Currently, Mike Greenberg and Rich Eisen are on pins and needles hoping that the Jets take…

  • The Dallas Cowboys: What To Do?

    I’m going to throw in my own two cents about what the Dallas Cowboys should do this off-season. I’ve been hearing from a lot of Dallas Cowboy fans because I live near a lot of Dallas Cowboy fans. This is all part of God’s punishment. I can be more objective because I grew up a…

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  • The NFL Must Change

    The NFL must change. The recent concussion of Tua Tagovailoa proves it. The concussion protocols are a joke. Of course they are. Why would we permit a player who had suffered a concussion to go back out after one to two weeks when we know that a player with a bad sprain or fracture requires…

  • The Super Bowl Traitors

    Am I just an old guy who can’t deal with young people’s music? I’m sure that’s what many will think as I comment on the Super Bowl halftime show. It’s true, I am an older guy. Nevertheless I’m a firm believer that young people should have their own music. Quite frankly I can’t even stand…

  • Enjoy the Game

    Are you going to watch the Super Nothing this Sunday? Who are you going to root for? Who will prevail? Who will be proclaimed the best in the league? It doesn’t matter. The best in the league has already been decided. The winner in the NFL this year was the Green Bay Packers. They had…

  • No Guts

    What do you think will happen with Brian Flores, the former coach of the Miami Dolphins, who filed a suit against the NFL for its racist hiring practices. I will tell you what I think will happen. I don’t think Brian Flores will coach in the NFL again. He will be blackballed. Very few people…

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  • Brian Flores

    Brian Flores is suing the NFL because they discriminate against black folk. What took him so long? The NFL is a totally bigoted league and has been for a long time. It’s not hard to see. First you need to open your eyes. If you’re white Ben Roethlisberger and you whore it up in a…

  • Skills, Baby

    Here’s one of the more moronic things I’ve heard this weekend. There’s this thinking going around that because an NFL team is loosey-goosey and has nothing to lose, then they have a chance of beating a top caliber team. OK. I am listening. I am listening. I am rejecting you. Let me see if I…

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  • The Super Toxin

    Here is something I wrote almost two years ago. I found it buried within the bowels of my computer, down deep. I’m not sure if I published it or not, but when I read it I was amused. Do I really believe this stuff? Of course I do. “Today at the Super Bowl, the CIA…