Football
-
It’s Super Nothing Day
So, are you going to watch the Super Nothing today? Are you once again going to subject yourself to propaganda and indoctrination on footballs biggest day? Are you going to Sieg Heil to the fascist state that our nation has become? Do you even care about football? Why are you even watching? Is it for…
-
The Eagles and Their Loss
So why did the Eagles lose to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and why did their season rapidly collapse upon upon them? Why did the team that was moving through the air like a 737 MAX suddenly plummet to the ground? Well, I am not a football guy, so I can’t necessarily answer these questions in…
-
The 737 and the Eagles
What do the Philadelphia Eagles need to do at this point in time? Currently, everyone is calling for Nick Sirianni to be fired after the debacle against Tampa Bay. Immediately. And that may very well happen. But what should the Philadelphia Eagles do? Well, when a team that is moving along at 10-1 suddenly crashes…
-
The Eagles And Their Mojo
I think it’s fair to say that the Philadelphia Eagles have lost their mojo. How else can you explain what is happening to a team that went 10-1 in their first 11 games and 1-5 in their remaining six games? Well, maybe they never had any mojo at all. Maybe they were lazy throughout the…
-
The Fall and Rise of the New York Jets
I wish I had a way of reaching out to Robert Saleh, the coach of the Jets. It pains me to feel his pain and not to be able to do anything about it. As you may know, the Jets got bitch-slapped once again yesterday by the Miami Dolphins. To make matters worse, this humiliation…
-
Hey, Jets! Aaron Rodgers? Measure Twice, Cut Once.
Are you a football fan? Do you think Aaron Rodgers should go to the Jets? Do you think the Jets should go after Aaron Rodgers? The consensus amongst the delusional is that he should. Obviously I do not agree. Currently, Mike Greenberg and Rich Eisen are on pins and needles hoping that the Jets take…
-
Urban Meyer
Dear Urban Meyer, I’m going to pretend that I am your boss. Listen up, bitch. You are a coward and a pussycat. You are a wimp and a sellout. You are such, not because you engaged in what appears to be lap dancing at a bar, but because you apologized for doing so when there…
-
This Past Weeknd
I don’t think you have to be Edward Bernays to see that there was some serious programming going on with The Weeknd’s performance at the Super Bowl this past weekend. The masked automatons were enough. I’m pretty damn sure that the people who choreographed that display want you to conform, obey and submit. What do…
-
Avoid the Super Bowl
I’m going to give you ten reasons why you shouldn’t watch the Super Bowl. 1. It’s rigged. It was rigged back in the 1970s; it’s rigged now. We have corruption in every single area of endeavor known to man, but not the NFL. That’s what the NFL wants you to believe. That’s what the NFL’s…
-
What The Cowboys Need To Do
First, Jerry, it’s not the other team’s job to lay down for you and give you a Super Bowl victory. It’s a tough league, sport, and you need to man up and recognize that. That’s your first strike. Second, you can’t humiliate people in public like you did with Jason Garrett a week ago. The…
Cowboy Archer 