Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Propaganda

  • Our Leaders and Their Lies

    I understand why you believe that our leaders are good. I really do. You believe that it’s always best to believe the best in people. And our leaders are people just like us, right? Wrong. They are not people like you. They are not like you at all. Believing the best in people will work…

  • Super Propagandists

    There are no such things as supermodels or superheroes or super anything. The creation of super people is an attempt by the ruling elite to create a class of superhuman demigods who will be used to herd you into the cattle pens of approved opinion that the ruling class wishes to impose upon you. These…

  • Our History

    In 100 years, historians will talk about us and who we are. What will be our crime? It will be the same as that of the German people during the 1930s. The crime of the German people is not that they knew what was going on with the Jews, but that they didn’t want to…

  • We Believe in Santa Claus

    Young children believe in Santa Claus. That’s a good thing. After the age of seven children stop believing in Santa Claus, or so we think. At that age the Santa Claus story is replaced with a new one: the legitimacy of our democracy. Yep, it’s about that age – six or seven – when children…

  • Speaking Truth to Power

    A nation is only as strong as the truth that is presented to its people. The media claims to understand this. Ali Velshi is one particular media member who claims that in order to speak truth to power all sides of an argument must be heard. This is part of his commercial which promotes his…

  • Help Me

    I would prefer not to believe in conspiracy. I’d rather believe in Santa Claus. I want to believe in America. I don’t want to believe that the United States provoked the Japanese to attack Pearl Harbor. I don’t want to believe that Franklin Roosevelt or Henry Stimson knew about the impending attack and then let…

  • Garry

    I have a friend named Garry. Garry is a normal person, unlike me. Garry has a wife and three children, and he has led a normal life in comparison to me. I envy him. Sometimes, though, I forget that I am talking to a normal person. It just comes up on me before I realize…

  • Lies and the Alpha Male Gorilla

    There are two theories of history that I want to talk about. There is the social view of history, and then there is the monetary view of history. The social view of history says that humanity changes in response to social events and social inequality. The monetary view of history says that humanity changes in…

  • The New Khmer Rouge

    The clothing that we wear and the music that we listen to are not chosen by us. They are chosen for us by the opinion makers. This is the way that humanity works. I don’t like it, but it is what it is. As a society becomes more authoritarian, less freedom is permitted by the…

  • The Play of Lies

    I want you to think of everything you hear in the media as a series of conversations in a long standing play. When I say that the media lies I’m not talking about a one time lie but a carefully crafted play of prevarications that lasts decades if not a century or more. When the…