Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

America

  • Rudy is Broke, Us Too

    Rudy Giuliani is broke. He has been destroyed by the oligarchy that runs the United States of America. What was Rudy’s crime? He pointed out the truth. He had a name that people respected, and he pointed out that there was cheating going on during the 2020 election. That was his crime. The oligarchy doesn’t…

  • Immoral Nation

    Do you know why we lost in Vietnam? Do you know why we lost in Iraq? Do you know why we lost in Afghanistan? Because we live in a moral universe. And we are the ones who are immoral by virtue of the number of people that we killed and for the true reasons that…

  • A Few Thoughts

    Just the other day, another policeman was sentenced to jail for the death of George Floyd. The policeman, Tou Thiao, after his conviction was asked to make a statement. After his statement, the judge, Peter Cahill, stated in so many words before he-pronounced his sentence, “Well I was hoping for a little more remorse.” This…

  • July 4th, 2023

    There’s a reason why your ancestors came to America. Try to remember this on July 4. Here are some excerpts from Why Nations Fail by Acemoglu and Robinson. When the English philanthropist Robert Owen tried to convince the Austrian government to adopt some social reforms in order to ameliorate the conditions of poor people, one…

  • Divide and Conquer

    What should be the proper conservative response to Dylan Mulvaney, the trans activist? I ask this because many stars who cater to conservatives have criticized companies, such as Anheuser-Busch, who support Dylan Mulvaney. Kid Rock recently shot up a six-pack of Bud Light. That will get people’s attention, but will it answer the question? What…

  • We Believe in Santa Claus

    Young children believe in Santa Claus. That’s a good thing. After the age of seven children stop believing in Santa Claus, or so we think. At that age the Santa Claus story is replaced with a new one: the legitimacy of our democracy. Yep, it’s about that age – six or seven – when children…

  • Caesar Was Not a Christian

    A fellow came into my office today, and he was very upset. He is a person I have known for some time now. He was worried about our government, our leadership and our dollar bill not being worth anything in a few years. Most of all he was concerned about his kids. What kind of…

  • Logical Killings

    You’ve heard the term senseless killing. Every time we have a mass murder, like the one in Nashville recently, you hear a tele-boob state that this was a senseless killing. No, my friend, it wasn’t a senseless killing at all. It was a totally logical event. It made total sense. OK, I get what you…

  • The Ten Commandments of Commitment

    1. Thou shalt not be obese. 2. Thou shalt strive to minimize deep fried, overly sugary, or excessively fatty foods. 3. Thou shalt not consume caffeinated beverages. 4. Thou shalt not consume Walt Disney or other similar “fascist fun” as Uncle Walt promotes magical thinking, which conditions the individual to wait upon a savior rather…

  • Power

    Power ultimately comes from brute force and the willingness to kill. All other explanations are cosmetic. The power of Rome, the power of Britain, the power of the United States, and the people who ran and run those empires stems from their willingness to kill. Ultimately man is a brute animal. Philosophy and literature is…