Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

  • Non-Violent Resistance

    Dear Young Person, Don’t you dare fall for this canard of non-violent resistance. It doesn’t work. It’s a giant lie. It’s an enormous fable created by the powerful elite to keep you from removing them from their oppressive power. The lie is ubiquitous. Is it in the movies: Gandhi. It’s on television where noble hosts…

  • Herschel Walker

    What do you think about the Herschel Walker fiasco? Herschel Walker, a Republican, is running for senator of Georgia. The stakes couldn’t be higher. Herschel Walker is in the news because he allegedly funded an abortion for a girl he impregnated many years ago. This wouldn’t be a big deal for the Democrats if Herschel…

  • Lamentaciones

    Hey America, what you think doesn’t count. You see, some Harvard cocsucker ate a taco last week. Oh, yeah, he got it at the frozen food section at Target. No matter. Now we must all care about Latino affairs. Never mind the fact that Harvard fucked over Latin America for nearly a century. That’s right,…

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  • The Brahmins

    There is an evil wrongheaded elite in this country that is out to destroy the black community. There’s too much power for them in the destruction of that community to not do it. There is too little caring in their hearts. This elite operates on such a high level that accountability cannot often be attached…

  • Jamie’s Ignorant Attack on Bitcoin

    Just today Jamie Dimon laid into Bitcoin – again. He’s going for a troll record. He likened Bitcoin to other cryptocurrencies and called them all, including Bitcoin, a Ponzi scheme. He stated that Bitcoin had been linked to sex trafficking, money laundering, ransom ware and theft. My gosh, can’t we say the same for the…

  • Aaron Judge and Legacy

    Soon Aaron Judge will break Roger Maris’s home run record for the Yankees. Some are touting it as the real record for home runs in a season – 62. They believe that Barry Bonds is not the true owner of the major league record for home runs in a season – 73 – because he…

  • A Letter to Michelle Obama

    Dear Michelle, Just yesterday I was watching a tape of you explaining to white people, I presume, that the reason we white people moved out to the suburbs was to get away from black people. I will paraphrase. Try to imagine me doing an impression of you. That should be hysterical enough in itself. “Y’…

  • Line Up, People. The Queen Will Now Beat You One Last Time.

    People are lining up in huge numbers to view the Queen. This story is a testament to the power of the state to control peoples minds into believing the lie that they are inferior. This is what you get when you have a monarchy that is able to beat people into submission over centuries. This…

  • Destroying the Monarchy

    Dear Sirs, I wish you would let us Americans in on the fight to abolish the monarchy. We have as much to gain in abolishing this monarchy as do you. Please don’t forget that our ancestors fled England because of this oppressive monarchy. I was able to trace my mother’s roots back one thousand years…

  • Pain

    I was in a foul mood today, and I don’t precisely know why. I think it had to do with my extracted wisdom sockets hurting plus the idea that this repugnant British monarchy is continuing under King Charles. I had already written a piece about why the monarchy should be abolished. I had even contributed…