Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

America

  • Reparations

    As the state of California moves pell-mell toward providing reparations to black folk, it’s advisable and important for us to ask what reparations is all about. To begin with, it’s not about helping black folk. Do you really think the oligarchy would permit the government machinery, of California to proceed forth with reparations if it…

  • July 4th, 2023

    There’s a reason why your ancestors came to America. Try to remember this on July 4. Here are some excerpts from Why Nations Fail by Acemoglu and Robinson. When the English philanthropist Robert Owen tried to convince the Austrian government to adopt some social reforms in order to ameliorate the conditions of poor people, one…

  • We Believe in Santa Claus

    Young children believe in Santa Claus. That’s a good thing. After the age of seven children stop believing in Santa Claus, or so we think. At that age the Santa Claus story is replaced with a new one: the legitimacy of our democracy. Yep, it’s about that age – six or seven – when children…

  • Logical Killings

    You’ve heard the term senseless killing. Every time we have a mass murder, like the one in Nashville recently, you hear a tele-boob state that this was a senseless killing. No, my friend, it wasn’t a senseless killing at all. It was a totally logical event. It made total sense. OK, I get what you…

  • The Ten Commandments of Commitment

    1. Thou shalt not be obese. 2. Thou shalt strive to minimize deep fried, overly sugary, or excessively fatty foods. 3. Thou shalt not consume caffeinated beverages. 4. Thou shalt not consume Walt Disney or other similar “fascist fun” as Uncle Walt promotes magical thinking, which conditions the individual to wait upon a savior rather…

  • A Bad Brand of Political Discussion

    The other day Tucker Carlson told us that Greg Gutfeld had surpassed Stephen Colbert in the ratings. Apparently this is the first time that a cable show has defeated a network show in the ratings. We are supposed to celebrate. Are you worried? You should be. As a conservative let me say this, Gutfeld is…

  • America the Mobster

    Have you ever wondered why we don’t have much more inflation than we do in the United States? Our government has been printing money like crazy, and has been for sometime, so why don’t we have more inflation? Our government has been printing trillions of dollars for all sorts of stuff – for war, for…

  • I Support the Founding Fathers, Old and New, Those Traitorous Insurrectionists

    Are you one of these people who condemns the January 6 insurrection? Are you a wimpy, wussy bitch like Sean Hannity who condemns the invasion of the Capitol? Not me. Are you sick and tired of these pseudo-conservative cowards who constantly egg people on to do something about the unfairness in society, and then, when…

  • What Goes Around

    In many respects a country is like a person living in a neighborhood. Just as a person has to have good relations with other citizens in the neighborhood, so must a country. If a person misbehaves and hurts other people, payback is sure to follow. This is called karma. Others might say that what goes…

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  • Conspiracies Do Happen

    If everybody over the age of five has a birthday party on their birthday, on any particular day of the week, there will be 16,438,356 birthday parties. If 1% of those parties are surprise birthday parties and 90% of those surprise birthday parties are pulled off successfully, that will amount to 147,945.2 successful conspiracies pulled…