Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Harvard

  • Attention, Harvard!

    Hey, all you Social Justice Warriors at Harvard, do you care about social justice? Do you fervently want to correct one of the big wrongs in the world. Well, I have one for you. Harvard graduates by virtue of their attendance at Harvard University, are unfairly taking jobs and positions that would otherwise go to…

  • Indoctrination and Poverty

    Have you ever wondered why the people of North Korea have not overthrown Kim Jong-un? Clearly they live in dire straits. Economically, the country is a wreck. Their nutrition is poor. Their living conditions are not all that great. What’s wrong with them? Are you ready to have the shit shocked out of you? They…

  • You Are Too Stupid To Rule, Harvard

    Dear Harvard, You are too stupid to rule. You were beguiled by your SAT scores and your phony baloney valedictorian status. Don’t you read any books? Don’t you know anything? Or are you too busy looking at your reflection in the mirror? Perhaps you are too occupied counting the money you stole off honest, hard-working…

  • Unelected Cabal

    Why do I rail against the Harvard cabal? Is there something wrong with me? No. Aside from being given a mission by God (not my choice) to destroy Harvard University, I rail against Harvard University because they are an unelected cabal. They have no authority or mandate to hijack the government of the United States…

  • No Victory

    I’m sure conservatives in Virginia think they are getting the real deal when they elected Glenn Youngkin as their governor yesterday. I’m sure the followers of cheerleaders Sean Hannity and Dan Bongino believe that they have a victory. They probably think they got a candidate who will reflect their values. They didn’t, and they won’t.…

  • Baseball Belongs to You

    So what do you think about the tomahawk chop in Atlanta? Rob Manfred, the Commissioner of Baseball has weighed in on this issue. Danger, Will Robinson. Baseball belongs to you. What do you think? Is the tomahawk chop insulting to Native Americans? Has there ever been one Native American who has fallen into a state…

  • The Supply Chain Crisis

    What can we say about the supply chain crisis? Shall we call our leaders stupid? It’s tempting to do so. They are stupid, of course, but on the other hand they’re not stupid. Biologically speaking, they’re not stupid. Where they are stupid is in their greed. They aren’t smart enough to not be greedy. Because…

  • The Public Right to Harrass

    America reached a new low last night when protesters banged on the Laundrie door in the dark of the night and demanded that the Laundries exit the house to answer questions. Here is an excerpt. “Come on, you guys like to strangle people. It’s time to wake up and face the consequences.” This is a…

  • Harvard, Widener, and Death

    Dear Harvard Attendee, How can you best reform the world? Well, you could begin by dropping out of Harvard. It’s not your fault that you’re there; you were brainwashed by society and your misguided parents and teachers who were also brainwashed. Society and your unknowing parents, teachers, main stream media clodhoppers – plus the ignorant,…

  • The Purpose of the Mask

    Why, given the choice, I choose to not wear a face mask. There is no good evidence that it works to prevent infection – despite the many flawed studies that purport that it does. Even if it did prevent infection, the mask would still be a bad idea because what we need is for people,…