President Gavin Newsom

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Gavin Newsom, self-appointed President of the United States, stands at the border, personally handing out tickets of entry to immigrants from all over the world.

Train tracks enter from Mexico into California then turn east over the Sierra Nevadas to where they split into ten separate branches dumping out into various parts of the United States.

Jihadists, MS-13 gangsters and other baddies pour out of the trains as they arrive at their destination.

The President, Donald Trump, watches helplessly as “President Newsom” hands out tickets and goodie bags.

“Come on in,” President Newsom proclaims.  “California welcomes you.”

Behind “President Newsom”  we see the cities of California teeming in trash,  dirty drug needles and excrement-laden streets.  Homelessness abounds.  Wild gangs commit mayhem at will.

Standing next to President Newsom, peering over the high wall of their exclusive subdivision, are Rob Reiner, George Clooney, Bono, Joy Behar and Oprah Winfrey looking down upon us, talking down to us, telling us how jingoistic and racist we are.  Behind George Clooney is his personal jet upon which is written,” I live in Italy.”

John Roberts is there also, admiring the set of his newly purchased powdered French wig in his personal vanity mirror. “I am the muscular judge,” he speaks aloud in Shakespearean tones.  “Our founding fathers never intended for us to defend what we built.  Ah, the nobility of it all.  I shall invoke the Commerce Clause to destroy this fair land on this St. Crispin day.”

Brett Kavanaugh drinks a beer while scoping out the hot babes streaming across the border.

The deity himself, Barack Obama, admonishes the masses:  “Y-ya know folks, y-y-you didn’t build that, and y-y-you don’t like people who look like us.”

Ah, but we did build it, and no, it’s not your looks; it’s your elitist behavior and willingness to sell hardworking, law-abiding people down the river because you and your globalist buddies are too lazy to not fight wars and instead arrive at a peaceful society that works for all.  You, Señor Deity, and your newfound brother, George Bush, fucked the people of Central America via the CAFTA agreement which is why they are here at our border.  You and your friends made life miserable for these Central Americans by allowing US corporations to exploit them and pollute the environment which is why gangs are so prevalent there – and now here.  Duh.

Ocasio-Cortez ponders over her multiplication tables.  “Three times four equals fourteen? Damn, math is hard.”

Corporate CEOS, fresh back from inspecting their sweatshops in Indonesia, loan support to “President” Newsom.  They’d prefer to not travel to visit their sweatshops.  Better they exist in America.

Google executives, dressed as the Dalai Lama, to sanctify themselves after having closed down YouTube channels they don’t agree with, calmly project their creed of ‘Do No Evil” by humming, “Ohmmmmmmmm.”

Trump –  lying flat on his back, dressed only in a girdle and an orange wig – looks back at his supporters.

“I will be your voice,” he states meekly.

Trump’s followers, after watching with amazement, walk back into their houses to get their guns.

Welcome to the New World Order courtesy of our enlightened friends in California.

 

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Impeachment? Cui Bono?

Impeachment is inevitable according to Elizabeth Drew veteran columnist for the New York Times.

Ms. Drew is as old as the hills, and she was a former director of the Council on Foreign Relations. Well, when you are as connected as she was with the “gentlemen” from Corporate America who now rule our country, her opinion must be considered seriously.

Of course, impeachment is not a conviction. Impeachment is a trial.

One must ask first, though, why the real rulers of America, that being Corporate America, would want their boy, Trump, thrown out of office.

He’s doing just fine by them.

Sure, he’s removed a few token troops from Syria in order to fire up his base, but has he made any real dent in America’s war machine? 

Has he fired John Bolton?

NIMHO.

He continues to support Israel to the hilt. He continues to wage verbal warfare against Iran.

It sounds to me like he’s just getting going. It sounds to me like he’s getting the war machine ready for the next offensive.

As for James Mattis resigning, if James Mattis resigned it is only because Corporate America wanted him out of there. He wants a job on a boardroom someday, doesn’t he?  Well, if he does he better not anger Corporate America. They never forget.

No, I think Mattis was perhaps too reasonable for our corporate warmongers, too much the voice of peace, always a danger to the aspirations of corporate America.

Hey, remember those halcyon days when American leaders cared about peace in the world?

Ha, what a pack of wimps those guys were.

The stock market plunge? Why would  Corporate America give one rat’s ass about the stock market? They’ve been manipulating it for years, stealing money from the American people. They don’t care if the market goes down; that just gives them the opportunity to swoop in and buy stocks cheap.

The shutdown over the wall?  Corporate America couldn’t care less if a few Americans go without pay for the next month or two. That doesn’t affect them.  They rather prefer the fracas and discussion over the wall, a stupid idea if there ever was one.

Indeed, Corporate America loves the wall and the discussion there of. They do so because it distracts Americans from discussing the real cause of immigration from Central America, which is that Corporate America has raped the people of Central America and have been doing so for many, many decades.

Trump is a good thing for the corporate elite. Why would they want to get rid of him and have some wild and crazy guy like Mike Pence get in there?

Mike Pence might do something wise. Mike Pence might have a sensitivity to the American people and feel that war is not in their best interest. Mike Pence might feel the pain of people who’ve lost money in the stock market. He might see it as the casino that it is. Mike Pence might agree with Mr. Obrador in Mexico City who feels that investment in Central America and improving the lives of its inhabitants might prevent immigration into the United States.

Oh the horror, the horror.  What would become of the common market and the Amero?

It wouldn’t become, and that is the point.  The elites from Corporate America desire to build their new world, and they will have it.

At this point in time, Trump is an  integral instrument to achieve that.  And so, in this author’s opinion, Trump will be with us for quite some time.

Sure, there might be an impeachment process, but if Corporate America doesn’t want a conviction to take place, it won’t happen.

Corporate America controls the U.S. Senate. Their boys will do what they’re told to do, or they won’t get the money to get reelected.

That’s what I think of Trump’s impeachment.

Cui bono?

 

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Trump the Impotent

So here we are, more than two years into the Trump Presidency, and Trump still can’t get his wall built.

You mean, he’s still fighting with Chuck and Nancy to get his wall built.

I think we’re being taken for a ride, folks.

For crying out loud, Trump, you’re the President of the United States.  You’ve got more weapons and hidden funds at your disposal than a man can shake a stick at.

You could have built the wall, not that I care about it, under the auspices of national security.

You could have traded for the wall quid pro quo with the Democratic Party opposition.

There were and are any number of items you could have traded.

You could have said to Chuck and Nancy:  “Give me the wall, and I won’t go after Hillary.”

Isn’t that the art of the deal?

If the wall isn’t being built by now, it is either because you are too impotent to get it, or because you really don’t want it.

Which is it?

Or maybe you are just too stupid.

Maybe your mind is impotent.

Maybe you are mentally weak.

Or maybe, you really are being deceptive.

Which is it?

Are you morally impotent?

Mentally impotent?

Or are you just technically impotent?

Which is it?

For the record, the wall is not only a stupid idea but a testament to both the immorality and willful obstinance of our leaders.  If you really want to keep immigrants out, then try enabling other countries; try making them nice places to live.  Indeed, the reason the immigrants are here is precisely because our US corporations have run roughshod over them in Central America.

Duh.

 

 

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