Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Celebrity Culture

  • Big Shots

    If America is to change, Americans need to stop believing in big shots and saviors to correct the problems of America. Big shots are the problem with America. What made America great are not big shots but little shots The problem is that Americans have forgotten that, and so, now felling powerless, resort to big…

  • Awards Shows

    What do you get out of an awards show? Suppose I told you that award shows aren’t for you, but for the elites. What would you say? It’s true. Awards shows exist for the elites to control you. Here’s how it’s done. Awards shows gradually inculcate people into a superstar culture where you invest your…

  • The Price of Fame

    Why is Cardi B famous? I know that she’s a talented gal, but why is she famous? She’s famous because the elites said that she would be famous. Period. That’s the way the elites are. If they don’t want you to be famous, you aren’t going to be famous. Our elites are sick, but that’s…

  • Awards, God and Life

    If you are young, I would like to disabuse you of any penchant you may have for winning awards. They are are useless, worthless, and even dangerous – especially those coming from an authority. Avoid them. You are far more valuable than an award. Don’t let King Louis value your life for you. Don’t accept…

  • Robert De Niro, Molecular Biologist

    You’ll be happy to know that Robert De Niro has more sway over your family members than you do. That’s right. Robert De Niro has more influence on your family members than do you. I don’t care what your field is, Robert de Niro knows more. Whether you are a baker, a candlestick maker, nuclear…

  • Tiger Woods

    Hey, did you hear about Tiger Woods? This is the new national obsession. How about this one? I don’t care more about Tiger Woods than I would anyone else, and neither should you. As a matter of fact, you should go out of your way to not care about Tiger Woods. Why is that? Because…