Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

  • Inflation and Immigration

    What are the factors that affect inflation? Firs, let’s look at the overall determiner of inflation, which is the amount of eco-available money in society divided by the number of eco-available people. For the purposes of this conversation I’ll suspend the use of the word eco-available and assume that I intend to say that. To…

  • The Way It Works

    The first thing to understand about the Harvard Cartel, which runs our country, is that the rule of law means nothing to its controlling members. The rule of law is a veneer of respectability that they use to cover their true criminality. They will violate the rule of law anytime they feel the need to…

  • Aaron and the Jets

    So what will happen with the New York Jets this season now that they have Aaron Rodgers? I don’t think they’re going to be as good as they think they are. The loyal long-suffering fans of the Jets think that they’re going to have a chance to go to the Super Bowl. I don’t think…

  • A Letter to Claudine

    This is an open letter to Claudine, Gay, the new president of Harvard University. Dear Claudine Gay, Congratulations on your selection to be the 30th president of Harvard. You have your work cut out for you. You will have to undo 400 years of Harvard’s criminality against the world. The purpose of this letter is…

  • Scott Gottlieb, Fascist

    Dear Scott Gottlieb, You are either stupid, devious, or both. I think you are both. You are also a fascist pig. Dear Scott the Moron, a fascist is not some skinhead who has a swastika on his shoulder. That’s a knucklehead. A fascist is a person who believes in the tightknit cooperation between big government,…

  • Doing Good

    During the last great debate of Republican knuckleheads, Ron DeSantis was asked what he would do to solve our current drug epidemic. He responded by stating that he would invade Mexico on Day One to take out the drug dealers. It was an attractive response, and, of course, it garnered much applause. If I were…

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  • Meek Mill

    Do you know the story of Meek Mill? Meek Mill is a gangster rapper who in his late teens had a scuffle with the law. He was caught with a gun and drugs on his person by the police. Reportedly he aimed his gun at the police and was therefore arrested and ultimately convicted. He…

  • A Few Thoughts

    Just the other day, another policeman was sentenced to jail for the death of George Floyd. The policeman, Tou Thiao, after his conviction was asked to make a statement. After his statement, the judge, Peter Cahill, stated in so many words before he-pronounced his sentence, “Well I was hoping for a little more remorse.” This…

  • The New Mass Murderers

    As if you didn’t think it was possible to top ourselves via our crimes in Syria, we have topped ourselves with our murderous actions in Ukraine. More properly, I should say our leaders have topped themselves. According to Colonel Douglas McGregor the latest body count of Ukrainian soldiers numbers somewhere between 300,000 and 350,000 troops.…

  • Freaking Out Over Interest Rates

    Are you freaking out over interest rates? You shouldn’t. I know it’s tough to stay calm when every so-called expert on Fox and CNBC is screaming at the Fed to lower interest rates. They want to get back to the easy money as quickly as possible. That of course is a mistake. We need the…