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My Lawn, My Rules
Imagine you are a protester outside the Laundrie house. Imagine you are standing on the Laundrie yard. The other day, two protesters from across the street where Brian and Gabby lived tacked up a sign for Gabby on the Laundrie yard. The sign said: “Remember me? I lived with you.” There was a picture of…
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Urban Meyer
Dear Urban Meyer, I’m going to pretend that I am your boss. Listen up, bitch. You are a coward and a pussycat. You are a wimp and a sellout. You are such, not because you engaged in what appears to be lap dancing at a bar, but because you apologized for doing so when there…
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Brian Laundrie’s Mental Health
I have a theory. Suppose that Brian Laundrie is delusional. I don’t mean that in a casual sense. I mean that in the very specific psychiatric sense of the word. Suppose he’s truly experiencing a psychotic crisis. If so, he needs help. Perhaps Gabby Petito was starting to realize that before Brian killed her. Brian…
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Frances Haugen
The latest hot button issue with regard to Internet content has to do with Frances Haugen. Francis Haugen was a Facebook data scientist, educated at Harvard, who has become a whistleblower. She states that Facebook chooses profits over the public interest. Big surprise. She copied thousands of documents secretly from Facebook to support her claims.…
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Gimmicks
Today I read that Republicans think that Afghanistan is equal to Benghazi times ten. What the news is trying to tell us is that Republicans think that they can use the Afghanistan withdrawal issue to gain enough political capital to win back the Presidency and the Senate. What’s the point? Why should anyone vote for…
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Mike Pompeo and His Misguided American Adventure
Recently it was revealed that the CIA had engaged in discussions with the Trump administration to kidnap and assassinate Julian Assange. Beautiful. That’s exactly what we expect out of our government. That’s exactly what the Founding Fathers had intended. A secret police force along the lines of the Sicherheitdienst in Nazi Germany is just what…
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Harvard, Widener, and Death
Dear Harvard Attendee, How can you best reform the world? Well, you could begin by dropping out of Harvard. It’s not your fault that you’re there; you were brainwashed by society and your misguided parents and teachers who were also brainwashed. Society and your unknowing parents, teachers, main stream media clodhoppers – plus the ignorant,…
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Bogus Government Shutdown
Once again Senate Republicans led by Mitch McConnell play the tiresome game of shutting down the government. Boring. They have blocked a bill which would suspend the debt ceiling and avoid a government shut down. Thus, because of McConnell’s maneuvers, there could be a potential government shut down. Thank you for wasting our time, Mitch…
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Gabby and Brian
Why are we obsessed with Gabby Petito and Brian Laundre? Why has this story gripped the nation? To begin with, it’s a story of starcrossed lovers. It’s the story of Romeo and Juliet. We have two young lovers setting out on the adventure of a lifetime only to have their story go tragically wrong. With…
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Evergrande
Do you follow finance? Are you paying attention to what is happening to Evergrande? Evergrande is a massive Chinese company that got its start in real estate. Evergrande is failing. Evergrande is the Enron of China. One only has to read this article in Wikipedia to understand why Evergrande is failing. It’s not rocket science.…