Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

CIA

  • Dark Forces

    I think it’s only reasonable to explain how conspiracies exist. Let me try to be a little bit more clear. How is it possible for so many people to be involved in a conspiracy? Somebody would talk, right? Not if they don’t know that there is a conspiracy. Every ruling oligarchy is ruled by an…

  • Be Unafraid, Be Very Unafraid

    Are you afraid of our leaders? Let me explain something to you. Let me be clear. The whole point of the United States of America is for you not to be afraid of your leaders. If you are afraid of saying the wrong thing, because your leaders might put you in jail, get the IRS…

  • Conspiracies

    The important thing that you should know is that conspiracies do exist. We are all here because of a conspiracy. Your mother and father got together in secret and fucked. You are the result of that event. In addition your United States Justice Department believes in conspiracies, and they have believed in conspiracies for the…

  • What Goes Around

    In many respects a country is like a person living in a neighborhood. Just as a person has to have good relations with other citizens in the neighborhood, so must a country. If a person misbehaves and hurts other people, payback is sure to follow. This is called karma. Others might say that what goes…

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  • A Quivering Lump of Gelatin

    When we don’t hold tricksters accountable for their crimes, the tricks have a way of coming back on us. And so for decades Americans sat back, partied wild, drank grog, and feasted on pheasant while the CIA made lives miserable for others around the globe. There was scarcely a country that did not feel or…

  • Who Funds QAnon?

    Who funds QAnon? Who funds these crazy right wing movements? Who funds Proud Boys? Who funds and keeps these memes like Pepe the Frog going? The Harvard Cabal through the CIA and its MSM keeps these right wing movements and memes going. The Harvard Cabal through the CIA and its MSM keeps left wing movements…

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  • Listen Up, Fools

    Hey, motherfuckers in charge, are you listening? Can you hear me? Hey, listen up, clearheads. Mr. CIA agent, are you present? Good. Do you know why you motherfuckers are going to lose? It’s not because you’re not smart. You have plenty of biological smarts. It’s not even because you’re outnumbered. As you know full well,…

  • Dark Forces

    I think that there are dark forces that run our country. These are the dark forces that no one likes to talk or think about. I think these dark forces control our Supreme Court. I think they have blackmailed justices. I think they have killed justices. I believe they killed Antonin Scalia. I believe they…

  • Mike Pompeo and His Misguided American Adventure

    Recently it was revealed that the CIA had engaged in discussions with the Trump administration to kidnap and assassinate Julian Assange. Beautiful. That’s exactly what we expect out of our government. That’s exactly what the Founding Fathers had intended. A secret police force along the lines of the Sicherheitdienst in Nazi Germany is just what…

  • Scare Tactics

    Suppose that everything in your life that you’ve heard from or about the government is a giant lie. I’ve been thinking about that recently even more so since watching various documentaries on the Egyptians. There is one particular Egyptian pharaoh who is depicted as having a really large set of ears. His name was Sesostris…