Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

NFL

  • Baker Mayfield

    Is Baker Mayfield a lousy quarterback? I don’t think so. I think he’s a good quarterback. I think he’s good enough to win a Super Bowl. Let me ask you a question: Is Baker Mayfield worse than Nickie Foles? How about Carson Wentz? It’s important to ask these questions because both of these quarterbacks were…

  • Head for the Exits

    So what do you all think of Jon Gruden and his recent email crisis? You know, of course, that he’s suing the NFL. Good. I’m glad he’s suing the NFL. I hope he sues them into bankruptcy. And if I were Randy Moss, Keyshawn Johnson or any of the other broadcasters who are currently trashing…

  • Jon Gruden

    Should Jon Gruden have resigned? No. Forgiveness and redemption is more important than human sin. And there’s plenty of that to go around in the NFL. Jon Gruden is hardly the most impure person in the NFL. His resignation is a victory for our modern day Torquemadas who must exercise their power over us. Jon…

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  • Avoid the Super Bowl

    I’m going to give you ten reasons why you shouldn’t watch the Super Bowl. 1. It’s rigged. It was rigged back in the 1970s; it’s rigged now. We have corruption in every single area of endeavor known to man, but not the NFL. That’s what the NFL wants you to believe. That’s what the NFL’s…

  • Our Rigged Society

    Is it possible for Tom Brady to lead the Tampa Bay Buccaneers into the Super Bowl? No, it’s not, not in an honest game. In one year, it’s not possible for a new quarterback, let alone a 40 year old man, to come in and in one year take them to the Super Bowl. I…

  • Our Stupid Fascist Sports Leagues

    One of the more laughable news items is when professional athletes are excluded from participating upon testing positive for COVID-19. It’s extremely unlikely that a quarterback or receiver is going to contract COVID-19 out in the middle of the playing field from another player, then sit down on the 50 yard line and eat a…

  • NFL Purity

    Is the NFL rigged? Maybe. Can I prove it?  Not with the evidence you would like to see.   So let’s try another approach. Does it seem likely that there would be corruption in every area of endeavor in the United States and the world but not in the National Football League? Not to me.…

  • Houdini

    One thing in particular has been bothering me for the past two decades – the New England Patriots. Like many other people, I suspect that they are cheating; but like many people, I can’t prove it. I can cite Mr. O’Leary’s book, Spygate: The Untold Story, in which he wonderfully makes a case against the…

  • Winning as a Team

    In the game of football and life itself, there’s always a tendency and desire to blame a defeat on a specific individual or event. We human beings love accountability especially when we lose. Plus, we sure don’t want to be the fall guy. Which is when the flour hits the fan, everyone starts running for…