Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

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  • The Doctrine of Fauci

    Welcome to our Kim Jong-un society. Welcome to a society where the supreme leader is infallible and can hear your thoughts. Welcome to a society where the elites can say anything they want and pass it off as truth. They can do this because their smiling serfs cheer everything that they say. We now live…

  • Andrew Cuomo

    Should Andrew Cuomo, the governor of New York, resign? No. The citizens of New York did not elect Jesus Christ to be their governor. They elected someone to fix their problems. The only thing that counts is whether he has fulfilled those tasks. Now if he has broken the law and been convicted of such…

  • Masks, Mandates, and Mentirosos

    Why are the elites in such a conniption about Governor Ron DeSantis defunding schools who try to enforce a mask mandate in the state of Florida? Because they are about to get caught up in their web of lies. You see, the elites need to have children wear those masks when they go back to…

  • My Financial Advice

    I don’t know how many of you are young out there, but I am going to give you some advice that’s going to make you rich. I want you to become filthy stinking rich at an age where you can enjoy it. I don’t want you to make the same mistakes that I made. With…

  • Tom Hanks, Nice Guy? Veto!

    Tom Hanks, America’s Jimmy Stewart, veto, has a lot of guts and a lot of nerve for talking down to us with his narration of the new Cleveland Guardians video. Tom Hanks is a shill for the Empire. What Tom Hanks doesn’t understand is that he works for the guy who was appointed by the…

  • The Cleveland Serfs

    Tom Hanks has recently narrated a video announcing the new name of the Cleveland Indians. The new name of the team will be the Cleveland Guardians. It’s another victory for Orwellian political correctness. Guardians? Where does that name come from? Is it named after an insurance company? I’ve never heard anyone outside Cleveland associate the…

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  • Zero Logic

    Can you see the illogic that these elites engage in? Right now the elites are harping about the extreme infectiousness of the Delta variant. They are stomping around the room like an aged, overweight Joan Crawford with a hanger obsession. They are ramping up the fear on the Delta variant because they want to induce…

  • Dear Elites

    Dear Elites, Go away. All we need you to do is go away for four years so that we can fix things. I don’t think that’s asking too much. In four years we can undo all the damage that you have done so that we can get America back on track again. Take a vacation…

  • The New Khmer Rouge

    The clothing that we wear and the music that we listen to are not chosen by us. They are chosen for us by the opinion makers. This is the way that humanity works. I don’t like it, but it is what it is. As a society becomes more authoritarian, less freedom is permitted by the…

  • Jesus, CRT, and Titles

    Let’s talk about Jesus, prayer breakfasts, and awards. I was ranting about this in my car just five minutes ago, so that’s always a good sign that there’s something that I want to passionately write about. Let’s begin with Tucker Carlson. It’s time for Tucker Carlson to put his job on the line. It’s not…