Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Sports

  • The Hall of Oppression

    Why is the Hall of Fame so important to people?  Was someone not a great player because they didn’t get into the Hall of Fame?  Drew Pearson didn’t make it into the Football Hall of Fame for decades; was he any less of a player?   No, he was not. And there are plenty of…

  • The Dallas Cowboys: What To Do?

    I’m going to throw in my own two cents about what the Dallas Cowboys should do this off-season. I’ve been hearing from a lot of Dallas Cowboy fans because I live near a lot of Dallas Cowboy fans. This is all part of God’s punishment. I can be more objective because I grew up a…

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  • The NFL Must Change

    The NFL must change. The recent concussion of Tua Tagovailoa proves it. The concussion protocols are a joke. Of course they are. Why would we permit a player who had suffered a concussion to go back out after one to two weeks when we know that a player with a bad sprain or fracture requires…

  • Steroids in Sports

    I hope someday someone will simply accept that what I say is so instead of defying me just to do it. Have you met these people? Do you have a friend who is just like that? Do you know somebody who puts up a rebuttal before you’ve even finished your comment? I don’t want to…

  • Brian Flores

    Brian Flores is suing the NFL because they discriminate against black folk. What took him so long? The NFL is a totally bigoted league and has been for a long time. It’s not hard to see. First you need to open your eyes. If you’re white Ben Roethlisberger and you whore it up in a…

  • Listen Up, Fools

    Hey, motherfuckers in charge, are you listening? Can you hear me? Hey, listen up, clearheads. Mr. CIA agent, are you present? Good. Do you know why you motherfuckers are going to lose? It’s not because you’re not smart. You have plenty of biological smarts. It’s not even because you’re outnumbered. As you know full well,…

  • Urban Meyer

    Dear Urban Meyer, I’m going to pretend that I am your boss. Listen up, bitch. You are a coward and a pussycat. You are a wimp and a sellout. You are such, not because you engaged in what appears to be lap dancing at a bar, but because you apologized for doing so when there…

  • MMA and Corporate America: A Match Made in Hell

    I remember when MMA began in the early 80s. I remember Royce Gracie breaking people’s arms. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I wanted to pick up a machine gun and kill someone. But I didn’t know who to kill. Do I kill the fighters? Or do I kill the cheering audience? I still…

  • Making Baseball Better

    Since Rob Manfred is hell-bent on destroying baseball, it’s incumbent for us to save baseball. That is the purpose of this article: How to save Major League Baseball. First, let’s not do what everyone else is doing. Currently, MLB, because it is losing its casual (as opposed to hardcore loyal) fanbase, has decided, under the…

  • Ruining Baseball

    I told you before that Rob Manfred would ruin the game of baseball. It’s only a question of how quickly he can ruin it. Let’s see how long it takes. The latest effort by MLB is to test market home run derby as a means to end games more rapidly. Rob and his buddies apparently…