Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

  • Unguarded

    Have you heard of the book Unguarded by Scotty Pippen. I haven’t read it yet, but I plan to. In the book, according to the sports experts, Scottie Pippen trashes Michael Jordan. In essence what Pippen is saying is that he, Scottie Pippen, was just as important to the Bulls’ championships as was Michael Jordan.…

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  • Dark Forces

    I think that there are dark forces that run our country. These are the dark forces that no one likes to talk or think about. I think these dark forces control our Supreme Court. I think they have blackmailed justices. I think they have killed justices. I believe they killed Antonin Scalia. I believe they…

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  • Head for the Exits

    So what do you all think of Jon Gruden and his recent email crisis? You know, of course, that he’s suing the NFL. Good. I’m glad he’s suing the NFL. I hope he sues them into bankruptcy. And if I were Randy Moss, Keyshawn Johnson or any of the other broadcasters who are currently trashing…

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  • The Lies of COVID-19

    Our leaders are a joke. If you notice, I haven’t written that many articles on COVID-19 lately. Partly that is because this pandemic is a joke in terms of the lies being told. It’s very difficult to evaluate the pandemic because our leaders are stone-cold liars. They lie about everything. One hardly knows where to…

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  • Bob Dylan, Phony

    Hey, how about that phony, Bob Dylan? I used to love that guy’s music. I still do. I owned every one of his albums. I was his biggest fan around where I lived. I still am. My childhood friend, Garry, hated him. Once we were in Garry’s car, and this song came on the radio.…

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  • Airlines and COVID-19

    There is always something to write about during COVID. You don’t have to go looking for it, it finds you. Currently I’m on a flight to Las Vegas, and I am wearing my mask. The gestapo who work for Allegiant are vigilant in assuring that I wear my mask between bites as I eat my…

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  • Attention, Harvard!

    Hey, all you Social Justice Warriors at Harvard, do you care about social justice? Do you fervently want to correct one of the big wrongs in the world. Well, I have one for you. Harvard graduates by virtue of their attendance at Harvard University, are unfairly taking jobs and positions that would otherwise go to…

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  • Why Are Wars Fought?

    Why are wars fought? Don’t be a sucker like I was. I was the most naïve person who ever lived. I believed in social justice. I still do. But as I say, I was a sucker. I believed that wars were fought for social justice. Are wars fought for social justice? This is the conventional…

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  • Customer Service: The Right Way

    My friends, you can shut down the Wharton School. It is no longer necessary for people to get an inferior education at the Wharton school, Harvard Business School, or any other crummy Ivy League university. Ditto to the London School of Retards. All you need to do is take a trip to Wayne, New Jersey…

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  • Indoctrination and Poverty

    Have you ever wondered why the people of North Korea have not overthrown Kim Jong-un? Clearly they live in dire straits. Economically, the country is a wreck. Their nutrition is poor. Their living conditions are not all that great. What’s wrong with them? Are you ready to have the shit shocked out of you? They…

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