Sports
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Rob Manfred, Puppet
Well, I knew Rob Manfred, being a Harvard graduate, would ruin baseball. I just thought it would take him longer than this. There’s no place for politics in sports. None. Apparently Rob Manfred, the dopey commissioner of MLB, doesn’t think so. Rob Manfred, as you may know, recently made the decision to move the MLB…
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Tiger Woods
Hey, did you hear about Tiger Woods? This is the new national obsession. How about this one? I don’t care more about Tiger Woods than I would anyone else, and neither should you. As a matter of fact, you should go out of your way to not care about Tiger Woods. Why is that? Because…
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Our Stupid Fascist Sports Leagues
One of the more laughable news items is when professional athletes are excluded from participating upon testing positive for COVID-19. It’s extremely unlikely that a quarterback or receiver is going to contract COVID-19 out in the middle of the playing field from another player, then sit down on the 50 yard line and eat a…
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What The Cowboys Need To Do
First, Jerry, it’s not the other team’s job to lay down for you and give you a Super Bowl victory. It’s a tough league, sport, and you need to man up and recognize that. That’s your first strike. Second, you can’t humiliate people in public like you did with Jason Garrett a week ago. The…
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Houdini
One thing in particular has been bothering me for the past two decades – the New England Patriots. Like many other people, I suspect that they are cheating; but like many people, I can’t prove it. I can cite Mr. O’Leary’s book, Spygate: The Untold Story, in which he wonderfully makes a case against the…
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The Pathology of Sports
Gracie Gold is a figure skater of much renown. She won a Bronze medal in the 2014 Olympics. She would like to win a gold. She entered my consciousness today when I read that she had dropped out of competition for the upcoming national championships. The article talked about her recent treatment for depression, anxiety…
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Letter to LeBron
Dear LeBron, First things first, I think you’re one hell of a basketball player. I thought last year that you had the opportunity to win seven championships before your career was over. It’s still possible. I was never a LeBron hater. I think people like to pick on you for the hell of it. I…
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Phonies, Paint and Sportsmanship
Lately there is talk of Bibi of Likud, President for Life, rushing to the peace table because he fears a three front war against Gaza to the South, Syria to the East and Lebanon to the North. This seems not credible. With vast superiority of weaponry, Israel should fear no one. The US will not permit Israel…
Cowboy Archer 