Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

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  • Divide and Conquer

      If it’s one thing the immoral elites are good at it’s knowing how to destroy their enemies. The elites are immoral, sure, but they are also very, very smart. Never underestimate them. One of their favorite tactics is inserting one of their guys into your movement in order to hijack it. The tactic is pretty…

  • The Phony Battle

    I’m sure I wrote something akin to this piece before, but let me try again. Try not to view American politics as right versus left. It’s tempting to do so, especially when the frothing dogs of corporatism get you riled up. It’s doubly tempting when you are young and raging with hormonal energy. Instead rotate…

  • John Birch and You

    Many years ago a battle took place for the soul of the Republican Party.  On one side stood the John Birch Society, and on the other stood the Rockefeller Republicans. William F. Buckley, a Yale dandy, spoke for the Rockefeller Republicans. He, according to media elites, who, by the way, were and are controlled by…

  • I Miss Daniel Plainview

    I miss Daniel Plainview. It’s been ten years since he came and went so quickly. I think of him still. For a full two years I walked and talked like Daniel Plainview. In a flash, I could scream out, “You’re a bastard in a basket; you’re a bastard in a basket.” Or … “I  have…

  • What is Justice?

    I’ve been thinking a lot about justice today and what it is. Media elites talk all the time about justice.  Defendants talk about justice after the trial is over.  If they win, they say justice was served; if they lose, they say that justice was not served. What is justice?  Is justice a result, or…

  • Letter to LeBron

    Dear LeBron, First things first, I think you’re one hell of a basketball player. I thought last year that you had the opportunity to win seven championships before your career was over. It’s still possible. I was never a LeBron hater. I think people like to pick on you for the hell of it. I…

  • The Secure Land

    The similarities between modern-day Israel and Nazi Germany are frightening and heartbreaking. Israel under the death grip of the Likud Party wages a campaign of hatred towards Palestinians. Just as Jews were cast as rodents by the Nazis, so are the Palestinians cast similarly by hardline Jews in Israel today. Excluding Oren Hazan, a true…

  • The Republic is Dead

    Our republic is dead. Of course it’s been dead for a long time. We just didn’t know. We bought into the bullshit that Hollywood sold that it was possible for regular people to make real change in America. But it’s not possible. Our government has been infected now by a tight, dense web of connected…

  • Big Mike’s Christmas Letter

    Dear Big Mike, In the spirit of  the holiday season and the brand of Jesus Christ you admire, I’d like to kick your ass and punch your head into nothingness; however, since such an event is unlikely, this epistle must suffice. I hope this holiday season, as you are sitting down with your children in…

  • Trump the Impotent

    So here we are, more than two years into the Trump Presidency, and Trump still can’t get his wall built. You mean, he’s still fighting with Chuck and Nancy to get his wall built. I think we’re being taken for a ride, folks. For crying out loud, Trump, you’re the President of the United States.…