Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

  • The Harlequin in the Corner

    The latest laugher on Bitcoin comes from the Bank of England. I’m going to print two excerpts first, then comment. “The market capitalisation of crypto assets has grown tenfold since early 2020 to about $2.6tn, representing about 1% of global financial assets. About 0.1% of UK households’ wealth is in Bitcoin and similar crypto assets,…

  • Mother’s Medicine

    My mother wants to tell you something. She wasn’t a doctor, but that shouldn’t matter. She should’ve been. She could’ve been. She could’ve taught those “fine” professors at the Mecca how to treat their students. Had she been in charge, the first thing she would’ve done was tell many of them to go away. Mom:…

  • Tax the Metaverse Into Oblivion

    How do we defeat the metaverse? In a prior column, I articulated that the metaverse is a bad idea. So how do we defeat it knowing full well that the Harvard cabal will move heaven and earth to prosecute its enactment? It’s already happening. The usual Harvard sycophants, the corporations, are already buying up what…

  • The Metaverse: Bad Idea

    So what is the metaverse and should we embrace it? Well, if Bill Gates is for it, we might want to think twice. Gates is a misguided, greedy individual who helped pioneer lies about COVID-19. Usually, when Gates has a good idea, it sounds like it might be beneficial; but he finds a way to…

  • Listen Up, Fools

    Hey, motherfuckers in charge, are you listening? Can you hear me? Hey, listen up, clearheads. Mr. CIA agent, are you present? Good. Do you know why you motherfuckers are going to lose? It’s not because you’re not smart. You have plenty of biological smarts. It’s not even because you’re outnumbered. As you know full well,…

  • My Mother’s Death

    The death of my mother is a foregone conclusion. It pains me to write these words. I want to take them back because I fear that what I say will become true. It’s the way I am, and I have felt that way since 1968 when my father died on the kitchen floor before me.…

  • Mel and Cancel Culture

    Comes now Joshua Malina, of West Wing fame, to tell us that Mel Gibson, noted anti-Semite (according to Malina) should be canceled by Hollywood. Malina points to numerous examples of Mel’s anti-Semitism. It’s difficult to argue with his examples because they all happened. What may be more arguable is whether those acts are anti-Semitic. Just…

  • The Theft of Your Life

    Harvard has stolen your life and that of your ancestors. It sits there in the Widener Library and Harvard’s other 69 libraries. They did it through a kickback scheme. It works like this. Harvard, an elitist cabal of thugs, weasels its way into the governing machinery of the nation and Corpporate America. They game the…

  • The Value of Honor

    Right now, right at this moment, I am watching a ceremony on television that I watched as a child when I visited Washington, DC. I am at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and soldiers are walking through the ceremony. The soldiers are immaculately dressed, and they perform admirably. It is a beautiful ceremony, but…

  • Charles Munger: OMG, What is the World Coming To

    Let’s talk about Charles Munger. I think everybody knows who he is. He is a modern day robber baron, the right hand man of Warren Buffett, robber baron extraordinaire. Charles Munger of course is also a Harvard graduate. You’d be disappointed in me if I didn’t bring that up. Let’s see what Charles Munger has…