Sports
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Urban Meyer
Dear Urban Meyer, I’m going to pretend that I am your boss. Listen up, bitch. You are a coward and a pussycat. You are a wimp and a sellout. You are such, not because you engaged in what appears to be lap dancing at a bar, but because you apologized for doing so when there…
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Tom Hanks, Nice Guy? Veto!
Tom Hanks, America’s Jimmy Stewart, veto, has a lot of guts and a lot of nerve for talking down to us with his narration of the new Cleveland Guardians video. Tom Hanks is a shill for the Empire. What Tom Hanks doesn’t understand is that he works for the guy who was appointed by the…
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MMA and Corporate America: A Match Made in Hell
I remember when MMA began in the early 80s. I remember Royce Gracie breaking people’s arms. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I wanted to pick up a machine gun and kill someone. But I didn’t know who to kill. Do I kill the fighters? Or do I kill the cheering audience? I still…
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Rob Manfred, Puppet
Well, I knew Rob Manfred, being a Harvard graduate, would ruin baseball. I just thought it would take him longer than this. There’s no place for politics in sports. None. Apparently Rob Manfred, the dopey commissioner of MLB, doesn’t think so. Rob Manfred, as you may know, recently made the decision to move the MLB…
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Tiger Woods
Hey, did you hear about Tiger Woods? This is the new national obsession. How about this one? I don’t care more about Tiger Woods than I would anyone else, and neither should you. As a matter of fact, you should go out of your way to not care about Tiger Woods. Why is that? Because…
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This Past Weeknd
I don’t think you have to be Edward Bernays to see that there was some serious programming going on with The Weeknd’s performance at the Super Bowl this past weekend. The masked automatons were enough. I’m pretty damn sure that the people who choreographed that display want you to conform, obey and submit. What do…
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Avoid the Super Bowl
I’m going to give you ten reasons why you shouldn’t watch the Super Bowl. 1. It’s rigged. It was rigged back in the 1970s; it’s rigged now. We have corruption in every single area of endeavor known to man, but not the NFL. That’s what the NFL wants you to believe. That’s what the NFL’s…
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Our Stupid Fascist Sports Leagues
One of the more laughable news items is when professional athletes are excluded from participating upon testing positive for COVID-19. It’s extremely unlikely that a quarterback or receiver is going to contract COVID-19 out in the middle of the playing field from another player, then sit down on the 50 yard line and eat a…
Cowboy Archer 