Cowboy Archer

Here it is, baby! The truth you don’t want to handle.

Warning: It’s safer to go back to mainstream media where you can look the other way as America slaughters the world.

Aaaaaargh!

Please lie to me, Walt. I’m begging you. Please give me a quick fix of The Little Mermaid now! Tell me that we Americans are always the good guys and that the rest of the people of the world are a pack of suffering animals who require Americans to bestow our beautiful democracy upon them.

Elections

  • Our Elections

    Are our elections legitimate? It depends which ones you’re talking about. If you mean the ones for dogcatcher and your local representative, yes, I think they are. If you’re talking about presidential elections and elections for senator and governor, I would say that the significant races are not legitimate. Let’s just say that if the…

  • A Different Political Party

    How about if you and I start a political party. But this will be a different type of political party. We won’t have any formal organization which collects money. No one will sit on a platform above us. Nobody will be the leader. Nobody will be in it for the money. There will be no…

  • Rob Manfred, Puppet

    Well, I knew Rob Manfred, being a Harvard graduate, would ruin baseball. I just thought it would take him longer than this. There’s no place for politics in sports. None. Apparently Rob Manfred, the dopey commissioner of MLB, doesn’t think so. Rob Manfred, as you may know, recently made the decision to move the MLB…

  • The Blowhard

    Since the big blowhard showed up at CPAC I thought it would be best to devote a whole column to his performance. Trump stood up there and once again stated that the election was rigged. Hence my letter to him: Dear President No-Game, If you believe that the election was rigged, why don’t you do…

  • Impeachment Farce

    For those of you who are Biden supporters and who are into this impeachment extravaganza, calm yourself. Try not to let that erection or orgasm get out of control. Nothing will happen to Trump. He will get off. He’s not going to be convicted at all. And the reason he’s not going to be convicted…

  • Elections, Judges and Persuasion

    Many people on the left reasonably ask how there can be election fraud when so many Trump appointed judges rejected the claims of election fraud. This seems like a reasonable question, so I will give you a reasonable answer. These judges rejected the claims because they did not want to buck the tide. They did…

  • Im Not Unhappy

    Im not unhappy at all that these insurrectionists attacked the Capitol building yesterday. I am quite glad they did. Hopefully they sent a message to the knuckleheads in Congress and the prevaricators in the media. Of course I am probably expecting too much, but there is always hope. The mainstream media will of course lie…

  • Secession

    Seccession is all the talk right now. You hear it on Glenn Beck’s show; you read it it on the Internet. What should be done? It’s a serious business, made more serious by the weak Supreme Court justices who didn’t have the spine to take up a legitimate beef that the state of Texas had…

  • Life and Hockey

    Life is a big hockey game. If the referee does not call the game fairly and impartially, in time the players will take matters into their own hands. Recently the Supreme Court ruled against the state of Texas (by not taking up the case) who filed a lawsuit against various states, including Pennsylvania, because of…

  • True Believers

    What’s the deal with Sidney Powell? One day she was a darling of the Trump administration, and now she’s seemingly out. What happened? What happened was that Sidney Powell was most likely a true believer. She apparently came upon information that she was thought was relevant to overturning the Biden election. This is a dangerous…